Thane Orbitrek Elliptical Will Change Your Life! Xmas Miracle! - $50 in Brantford, Ontario for sale

Good Golly Miss Molly! It's an Orbitrek Elliptical, so totally like new you'd swear it grew from birth in your house and was never touched before by man!

I got it from Wal Mart, it's barely been used, it lives in our basement and it is in such good working condition don't be surprised if it starts to clean your house (just don't expect it).

If this thing is so awesome, why am I selling it? My boss is making me work all Christmas and isn't paying me and my son Tiny Tim really wants a new leg for the holidays, so I need a few extra bucks!

Don't believe that story? OK, I just don't use it and my laziness is your Christmas bonus! It's only $50 but hey, if you can get it before Christmas day and have a way to drive it away from my house, you can have it for $30! Isn't that a steal? YES IT IS! I MUST BE CRAZY WITH CHRISTMAS JOY!

Don't sit around wishing you had an elliptical like all the cool kids, get one of your own! At this price, how could you afford not to?!?